roaring noon

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

sh1re:

happy easter

genoicde:

*puts a dick in my mouth but doesn’t suck it*
you see, it’s a metaphor. if I just put the dick in my mouth and don’t suck it, technically it doesn’t count as a blowjob

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drhanniballecter:

Gaspard Ulliel tho.

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once